alltimelowaremybitches:

*Guy walks by and spits on Zack, while All Time Low were playing Dear Maria*
Alex: Yo, Dude? Did you just spit on Zack? Hang on, hang on…
*The band stops playing*
Alex: Yo, the dude that just fucking walked by and spat on Zack right
there, who ever the fuck you are and wherever you are, I dare you to come back. You fucking scumbag. 
Jack: Hey! Let’s cut his fucking balls off!
Alex: If I’d realized what happened a little bit sooner I would’ve been down
there but fuck you dude, get out of here! Cocksucker!
Alex: We’re here to have a good time people, not to be assholes!
Jack: Chant cocksucker!
Alex: Yeah, let’s do it. Let’s get a cocksucker chant going.
Jack: Cocksucker!
**Crowd chants cocksucker**
Zack: I love you guys.
Alex: Yeah dude, fuck that guy.

(x

s0wrongitspetergaskarth:

latestfagsonmytrendyblog:

vibeswerepriceless:

justthatlittlerush:

ripratboy:

(via blanklove)

This is always funny.

I still don’t understand

pupfresh:

In this new interview with We Are The In Crowd, Tay pr’much confirms Taylex saying that the kissing scenes in the video were not just the two acting. Skip to the 3:50 mark to see what she has to say.

Us true #Hustlers all know that this is essentially a plot to steer us away from our #babies, Jalex. They got sick of all the attention they have been getting from Pup Fresh so they hired Tay to pretend that she is dating Alex cuz Jack and Alex just wanted to live in peace without the media screaming their name in food courts. So yeah, don’t believe Tay cuz our babies love each other I know they do, I just know. have you seen the way they look at each other in interviews and how they are on stage? Omg Jalex is so real guys this is just like when Alex said he shipped Rilex. Like ew who actually ships Rilex?!?!?!?!? Don’t believe these false prophets, and remember stay loyal to our lord and savior Jalex Christ. If you believe in Taylex, you probably also believe in Santa. The queen of the Hustlers has spoken. xoxox.

k0nundrum:

oddbrad:

teacupbeagle:

you know what i hate

when someone’s a lesbian and another girl is like “omg i’m afraid to go near her she might rape me because she’s lesbian” are you fucking stupid i am literally going to punch a hole through your face

are you sure you’re going to punch her or are you just going to shove your vagina in her face you evil lesbians

i just screamed

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

cantshakethisnightmare:

Jack said Alex helped him come up with Jagk. Of course he did cause Alex wants to be in inside Jack. Alex initials (AG) inside Jack’s name. Alex in Jack, #jalex exists

potatoesatmywindow:

bubble-bastard:

is this what guys do at sleepovers

SCREAMINg

I’M ALMOST CRYING OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK